In January 2012 NS Novelties made good on an announcement they made in late 2011 – to release 100 new adult toys in a year. The first roll out came at the beginning of 2012 with another product release set for this month. What they have created so far is impressive and is sure to continue to make toy fans everywhere excited.
Rechargeable Toys
Rechargables (Yes I know it’s not a word) are becoming more and more popular as many people want toys that are as reliable as their iPhones. Well maybe more reliable but still give you the urge to call out someone’s name…usually it’s“Oh God”
The two products in this line are the Alise and the Muse. Both are whisper quiet and covered in platinum silicone which means a rinse and a spritz of toy cleaner and voila- it’s clean. Both the Alise and Muse are rechargeable and have a nice run time even on the highest of their 7 speeds and functions.
Light Up Your Night
The 3 different styles of the Envie, each powered by 2 or 3 AAA batteries, offer 7 speeds and functions. The outer sleeve is silicone which makes it hold body heat as well as move vibration. The unique feature on this line is that all 3 different shapes have an LED light up handle. Now you wouldn’t think this is important but let me ask you…ever been in bed, rolling around having fun and then realize your toy is lost in the dark? The 3 different designs of the Envie line will make you want to grab for one. The Ripple Massager and the Smooth Massager are designed to stimulate the delightful nerves in the vagina or the anus. The G-spot Massager has the ever popular bend to help achieve g-spot orgasm or a p-spot one if you share. All three have a ringed handle for easy use.
Crystal
I adore every toy in this line. Made from 100% Borosilicate hand blown glass each piece looks like mini artwork. The colors are vibrant and the glass smooth for comfortable anal and/or vaginal play. Because its glass it can be cleaned by boiling; so it’s shareable. All the toys in the NS Crystal line can be heated up or cooled down to tickle anyone’s personal taste. They are also completely compatible with silicone lube for all you lovers of super slippery sex.
There are six beautifully weighted toys in this line: three different sized butt plugs, a small and large Kegal wand and egg shaped Kegal balls. All are very reasonably priced and as far as glass toys go these by NS Novelties are excellent.
Dildos and Butt Plugs!
This line is huge and I mean huge in every sense! The 100% Phthalate free rubber of the Mr. Big Gelee dildo is a whopping 10 inches! The smaller version (which still boasts some serious girth) is Manny’s Candy at an eye popping 8 inches and modeled after famous “woodsman” Manuel Ferrara. The color choices are unusual with both available in Aqua, Amethyst, Ruby and Pink. For those who prefer a more realistic looking toy, the Shane Diesel delivers a vibrating and non-vibrating 10 inch dong with an autograph of the porn star included. Though I think getting off to the picture on the box will be easier than looking at his signature! A flesh color version of Manny’s Candy is also available, but sadly has no autograph…perhaps the blood needed to harden for modeling made him too light headed to sign his name. All the dildos in this line have a suction cup with some serious sticking power.
Also in the dildo realm are two items I am completely in love with! A 7 inch 100% solid, body safe, platinum grade silicone dildo called Chic and a 14 inch double ended dildo called the Esprit. You just cannot beat silicone for its versatility, easy clean up, ability to be shared and, for the double header, its flexibility. The Esprit is now my 1# recommendation for double ended as it is not as limp as the rubber versions, so it can be used to apply pressure in all the right spots.
Last, but by no means least, are the butt plugs. The Jolie Pleasure Plugs (Hmm Angelina?) start off with a 3.25 inch plug called the Mini for those who like a little tease. The small is 4 inches and the large is 5.5. All made from body safe TPE and available in 5 colors. They are soft and flexible with a neck that will keep them in place even during the strongest orgasm. The same is true of the Orbit Pleasure plugs. Unlike the Jolie, which is tapered, the Orbit features a round bulb for a more intense feeling. The Orbit comes in three sizes: small – 1 7/8 inches, medium – 2 3/8 inches and large – 2. 75 inches. Each one comes in clear, pink or charcoal.
Go Renegade
This line is all about him! There are so many unique designs in Renegade that you simply have to come see them all. Created to stimulate the prostate each one offers contours that can be used alone or with a partner and during sex. The vibrating Pleasure Rocker and the two different shaped massagers offer deep vibration to wake up his prostate and give him a powerful orgasm. The butt plugs in the Renegade line are some of the largest NS makes with the biggest at 6 inches. Each one is soft and made from “silky feel” silicone for long lasting play.
Now for the Little Star in the NS lineup…
It’s small. It’s powerful. It’s one of the best bullets I’ve seen…Luster. Don’t let its size fool you; the 2.75 inch tall vibrator packs one hell of a punch! Powered by 3 LR44 batteries that are included, the Lustre will rev your engines with 3 straight vibrations or low, medium and high and 4 pulsating ones. With so many new products from NS, this one was initially overlooked. It took its place on display while I was enamored by the rechargeables, the massive dildos and the glass treats. When I happen to see one on the counter at Déjà vu Love Boutique I asked to test it. The thing never left my hand after that because…here’s the best part…this amazing little bullet will fit into every single item in the store that has a replaceable standard bullet.
When I dropped the Lustre into my harness, my favorite silicone finger vibe and my vibrating cockring I couldn’t get the smile off of my face!
I am sure you’ll feel the same way with at least one of the new toys from NS. There is something for everyone in what they have released so far this year and I cannot wait to see what they release this month. I am sure we all will be finding more reasons to smile wickedly.
Wishing you a new toy so exciting it seems like a sexy Christmas.
Tessa Ayden

